The Free Land of Xenia Daulan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Poobah with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, vat-grown people, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.383 billion Xenia Daulanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Xenia Daulanian economy, worth 151 trillion Doulas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,562 Doulas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, Xenia Daulan City's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, and there is something rotten in the state of Xenia Daulan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xenia Daulan's national animal is the Polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xenia Daulan is ranked 155,118^th in the world and 4,834^th in the West Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 265.54 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.