Largest Publishing Industry: 5thMost Rebellious Youth: 10thMost Cultured: 14th
The Glorious Empire of
Democratic Socialists
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WooShell
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Woolitania

Population32.758 billion

CapitalWoolitania City
LeaderWooShell
FaithCult of the Three Winds

Currencywoolian
Animalwoolpertinger

The Glorious Empire of Woolitania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by WooShell with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.758 billion Woolitanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. The average income tax rate is 1.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Woolitanian economy, worth an astonishing 10,367 trillion woolians a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 316,501 woolians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Three Winds.

Woolitania is ranked 207,125th in the world and 450th in Forest for Fattest Citizens, with 0.85 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 5thMost Rebellious Youth: 10thMost Cultured: 14thHealthiest Citizens: 36thMost Cheerful Citizens: 37thMost Developed: 62ndLongest Average Lifespans: 75thSmartest Citizens: 95thMost Secular: 104thMost Pacifist: 119thLargest Information Technology Sector: 122ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 139thNicest Citizens: 199thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 270thMost Scientifically Advanced: 331stHighest Economic Output: 396thHighest Crime Rates: 447thMost Inclusive: 506thMost Compassionate Citizens: 519thHighest Disposable Incomes: 589thMost Efficient Economies: 851stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,172ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,444thLargest Populations: 1,452ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,529thHighest Average Incomes: 1,650thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,745thTop
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Best Weather: 2,287thRudest Citizens: 4,392ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,064thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,491stLargest Governments: 7,603rdTop
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Most Armed: 12,994thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,349thMost Influential: 17,039thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,978thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,404th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 24th in the regionRudest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 43rd in the regionMost Armed: 44th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Woolitania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the government has legalised small-scale capitalism.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, billions of woolians are spent to take high-quality photos of the Woolpertinger Nebula.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination".
  • : Woolitania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.

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