Population | 6.163 billion |
Capital | Thunderbolt Alley |
Leader | The Storm King |
Faith | Sky Of Hell |
Currency | Cold Front |
Animal | Winds Of Fury |
The Frightening Lightening of Wombling Thunder is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Storm King with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.163 billion Raindrops are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thunderbolt Alley. The average income tax rate is 46.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Wombling Thunderian economy, worth 855 trillion Cold Fronts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 138,877 Cold Fronts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future, international tensions are high as Wombling Thunder threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem. Wombling Thunder's national animal is the Winds Of Fury, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sky Of Hell.
Wombling Thunder is ranked 101,090th in the world and 16,500th in Chicken overlords for Most Stationary, with 428.8784060732 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Wombling Thunder was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Wombling Thunder was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Wombling Thunder was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Wombling Thunder was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided, Highest Disposable Incomes, and Highest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Wombling Thunder, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
- : Following new legislation in Wombling Thunder, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
- : Wombling Thunder was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Wombling Thunder, international tensions are high as Wombling Thunder threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Wombling Thunder, weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future.
- : Wombling Thunder was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".