The Kingdom of Womble 1036 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.999 billion Womble 1036ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The strong Womble 1036ian economy, worth 238 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 39,797 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 256,498 per year while the poor average 2,494, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 1036's national animal is the emu, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 1036 is ranked 25,821^st in the world and 1,192^nd in Chicken overlords for Most Stationary, with 1,001.12947733228 days.