Most Secular: 7,384thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19,937thMost Rebellious Youth: 21,993rd
The Protectorate of
Father Knows Best State
Twirling Toward Freedom
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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Wolvilan

Population4.9 billion

Currencylira
Animalbison

The Protectorate of Wolvilan is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.9 billion Wolvilanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 37.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Wolvilanian economy, worth 304 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 62,121 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolvilan's national animal is the bison, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Wolvilan is ranked 203,236th in the world and 75th in Caer Sidi for Most Stationary, with 43.65818733652 days.

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Most Secular: 7,384thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19,937thMost Rebellious Youth: 21,993rd
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Most Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wolvilan's influence in Caer Sidi rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Wolvilan's influence in Caer Sidi rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Wolvilan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolvilan, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolvilan, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolvilan, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolvilan, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolvilan, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolvilan, genetic research has been halted.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolvilan, sheep-like political loyalists repeat the mantra "one wheel bad, three wheels good".

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