The Kingdom of Wollo is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 600 million Wolloans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lalibela. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolloan economy, worth 62.2 trillion talaris a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 103,685 talaris, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, priests are being drafted by the church load, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wollo's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wollo is ranked 37,191^st in the world and 161^st in Conch Kingdom for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,476.24 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.