Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,109thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,125thMost Influential: 4,695th
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Wollo

Population600 million

CapitalLalibela

Currencytalari
Animallion

The Kingdom of Wollo is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 600 million Wolloans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lalibela. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolloan economy, worth 62.2 trillion talaris a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 103,685 talaris, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, priests are being drafted by the church load, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wollo's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wollo is ranked 37,191st in the world and 161st in Conch Kingdom for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,476.24 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,109thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,125thTop
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Most Influential: 4,695thMost Devout: 5,046thMost Armed: 7,359thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,116thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,471stTop
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Most Cultured: 13,414thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,363rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,728thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,936thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,661stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,953rdHighest Food Quality: 23,297thMost Patriotic: 24,672ndMost Developed: 25,155thMost Cheerful Citizens: 25,232ndBest Weather: 25,800th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 18th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 52nd in the regionMost Cultured: 56th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 59th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wollo, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants.
  • : Following new legislation in Wollo, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Wollo, priests are being drafted by the church load.
  • : Following new legislation in Wollo, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • : Wollo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Free, Open Source Software Use".
  • : Following new legislation in Wollo, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
  • : Following new legislation in Wollo, foreign aid is a seedy business.
  • : Following new legislation in Wollo, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
  • : Following new legislation in Wollo, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Wollo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 108 » Duby, Aether Inc, Hubdova, Socialist Platypus, Terra-Prisma, Daraln, Nibelia, Ziroxeut, Adalwulf, Sri Malawi, Yummasia, Kinshinsoukan, Lislandia, Celestial Flames, Liberto-Ancapistan, Ropen, Galliadurm, Grand Order Of Lodgec, Pervincia, South Blorbo, Meowtremulous, Joesephania-Bidonia, Ruotsaland, Red Finlandian Guard, Novo Reslas, CrAcKhEaD dInOsAuRs, Norvakin, Shovell, Charville, Democratic Conservative Republics, Primis Tenebris, Nordharz, Empireedy, Khosiastan, Lugunica, Lan Strines Islands, Khlachten, Benanko, Soviet Utopia Reunion Party, Stustu, Timiskrane, Spoolland, Cyzixraqab, Cadiona, East Groland, LC Land, Dennis the Goat, Ximavia, Kingdom of Faizan, Vapo, and 58 others.Grattopoto, Balan Bar, Tarzantos El Camosia, StarGaiz, Unidentified-nation, Paul Pasch, Great Koryeo, The Texas Constantium, Corporate Disney, Cubanboys, Jolly Industries, Achlos, Northshires, Hydrusite, Seolia, The Seventh German Reich, Tee Googly Coffee Me, The 7 Unions, Ecosio, Free Azell, Terra Celtae, Miraslav, Pasta Pirates, Koneule, Padool, Mylios, Ocean Sunsets, Horacko Federation, Jakelovescookieclicker, Loveable Dogs, Non opresive German Empire, Olornia, Orlys, Threinfhiria, Phtz, Tie-Died Chinchillas, Parasano, Ist Grald Boy, Revendani, Neuber, Republic Of New land, Ciapore, Theocratic Disciples of Christ, Catotoland, Hafsidiya, Lashyr, Saravento, Galvanica, Femboykhstan, East Capitalistan, Wakaru, Thembery Argrand, Panerialand, The Psittacines, Talvi, Azflebrigan, Eliece, and New Kyivan Rus.

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