Population | 15.737 billion |
Currency | security token |
Animal | blue screen |
The Republic of Windows Server 2000 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.737 billion Windows Server 2000ians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.6%.
The very strong Windows Server 2000ian economy, worth 917 trillion security tokens a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 58,292 security tokens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 198,246 per year while the poor average 12,636, a ratio of 15.7 to 1.
Illegal moonshine operations get taken out with laser-guided airstrikes, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Windows Server 2000 City, and parents are held criminally responsible for their children's crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Windows Server 2000's national animal is the blue screen, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Windows Server 2000 is ranked 165,980th in the world and 31st in The Trunk of a Pontiac Tempest for Most Stationary, with 114.60973220528 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Windows Server 2000's influence in The Trunk of a Pontiac Tempest rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Windows Server 2000's influence in The Trunk of a Pontiac Tempest rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Windows Server 2000's influence in The Trunk of a Pontiac Tempest rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Windows Server 2000's influence in The Trunk of a Pontiac Tempest rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Windows Server 2000's influence in The Trunk of a Pontiac Tempest rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Windows Server 2000's influence in The Trunk of a Pontiac Tempest rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Windows Server 2000 relocated from The Empire of Friendship to The Trunk of a Pontiac Tempest.
- : Windows Server 2000's influence in The Empire of Friendship rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Windows Server 2000's influence in The Empire of Friendship rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Windows Server 2000's influence in The Empire of Friendship rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".