Nudest: 73rdMost Income Equality: 2,802ndMost Influential: 25,775th
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Windows of the Skull

Population12.546 billion

CapitalPingpong of the Abyss


The Free Land of Windows of the Skull is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ginsberg with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, enforced nudity, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic, humorless population of 12.546 billion Windows of the Skullians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pingpong of the Abyss. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Windows of the Skullian economy, worth 128 trillion Skulls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Trout Farming, Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 10,247 Skulls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Windows of the Skull has designated Pingpong of the Abyss as its capital city, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12, and Ginsberg has just been declared ruler of Windows of the Skull in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Windows of the Skull's national animal is the Loveboy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Windows of the Skull is ranked 185,307th in the world and 29th in Nudist Dreamland for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 137.91 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Nudest: 73rdMost Income Equality: 2,802ndTop
Most Influential: 25,775thLargest Populations: 28,576th
Most Income Equality: 5th in the region

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