|Leader||The biggest fool|
|Faith||Sadness and Regret|
The Endangered People of Why are we hear is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The biggest fool with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.315 billion Subjects are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paintopia. The average income tax rate is 39.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Why are we hearian economy, worth 214 trillion Monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 162,758 Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
Every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech, and calling dibs is an unalienable right. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Why are we hear's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sadness and Regret.
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