Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,059thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,167thMost Influential: 2,849th
The Endangered People of
Father Knows Best State
Pineapples belong on pizza.
The biggest fool
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Why are we hear

Population1.315 billion

LeaderThe biggest fool
FaithSadness and Regret


The Endangered People of Why are we hear is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The biggest fool with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.315 billion Subjects are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paintopia. The average income tax rate is 39.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Why are we hearian economy, worth 214 trillion Monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 162,758 Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech, and calling dibs is an unalienable right. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Why are we hear's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sadness and Regret.

Why are we hear is ranked 241,334th in the world and 1,089th in Europe for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -14 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,059thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,167thTop
Most Influential: 2,849thMost Secular: 3,232ndMost Armed: 3,958thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,975thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,376thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,668thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,195thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,902ndLargest Retail Industry: 8,051stMost Corrupt Governments: 8,940thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,378thMost Patriotic: 10,738thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,122ndHighest Average Incomes: 12,502ndTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,260thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,305thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,586thLargest Black Market: 16,790thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,909thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,529thMost Developed: 18,064thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,565thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,168th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 35th in the regionMost Armed: 35th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 46th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 56th in the regionMost Secular: 63rd in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 71st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 75th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 79th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 85th in the regionLargest Black Market: 88th in the regionMost Patriotic: 108th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 108th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Why are we hear, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
  • : Following new legislation in Why are we hear, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech.
  • : Why are we hear was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Why are we hear, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in Why are we hear, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Why are we hear was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Why are we hear endorsed The Republic of Arbere.
  • : Following new legislation in Why are we hear, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Why are we hear, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Why are we hear is often a lifetime appointment.
  • : Following new legislation in Why are we hear, major cities are suffering under water rationing.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 178 » Ayslend, Walfo, Eppur, Elisabethshagen, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, The Federal States of Ezasao, Jim the Baptist, Meropis, Eco-Paris Reformation, Imperium Anglorum, Invernessia, The Champions League, An Clar, Kanokla, Northern German Federation, Yahlia, Apabeossie, The New Nordic Union, Umeria, Armbruster, NorthPortugal, The Soviet Republic Of Amercia, Leukante, Wiener-Neustadt, Thracia Republic, St Scarlett, The Balkan Union state, Super Happy Land, Nea Europa, Dark Matter, Falvaard, Galway-Dublin, North of Americas, Durlia, GanymedEuropa, Irminsulia, Thracia and Crimea, Great Tiengen, North Batica, Ottterland, Marvingia, Trixeland, Hirota, Schiltia, Alsted, Regnum Italiae, Zulrich, Nigeriao Kingdom, Northwest Isles, Mojuatafurertopeopir, and 128 others.New Eestiball, Mombourg, Berlin and Hanover, Northen Czech, Agausia, Maritzal, Nardin, Chronus, Wombelland, Gliesetonia, Dunsteen, Greater Icelandia, Soclania, Quentenia, Weltbeherrschung, Valtrona, Kebabian States, Ausvelt, United Communes of Chile, Qroma, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Dauershire, Leszno, Eritei, Leranditale, Someseni, Grodisze, Othenhiem, Nuweland, Parliamentary Laramidia, Savinecross, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Europe a Nation, Lovisa, Girvage, Lodhs beard, Rary, Boldia, Janart, South St Maarten, Dervenland, Angion, United States of Russia1, Helvetica Nationalists, Hollow Shrine, Lieges, Magyarostan, Newex Nov Can, Heplon, Karnea, Brakanistan, The Scandinavian Realm, Stromia, Dabarastan, Felhaven, Gorzi, Greater Albaina, Tschechisches Reich, Ostermarch, Noristoniaka, Saiwania, Hessinau, The New Palaces, Ourrolious, Nova, Scutarie, Greater Tomland, Burvenchkaht, Ti-yor, Nevelja, Steroublic, 0sona, Betasia, Hastren, Arsenial, New Vorarlberg, Fascist Iraland, Diets, Soveiniesberg, Nova Babilonia, Brittany Normandy Aquitaine, Wegensburg, Greater Altantia, Anglinia, Aura Banitia, Adrinaburg, Corsoaua, Caescadia, The Asten Islands, Jahass, Gotho, European Narrra, Grabon, New-Columbus, Zelenskraine, Russkaya Svoboda, Bellcon, Allortators, Antair, Maalat, Coinin, Horsemania Republic, Tatrum, Reichsmilitariaten Burgundy, Skelleftella, The New Caledonia, Nova Espana, Corone, Maxy Islands, Monkistan, Salarnsia, Zaznia, Kardjali, Clan Wallace, Immorsia, ROBLOX is Epic, New Ylicia, Oesterreichische Nation, Linkisheer, Kalebo, Trisikistan, Nghymru, The New Dawn Imperium, 69475, Kaspinia, Youdaho, Seoulite, and Nyvunnland.