Population | 15.809 billion |
Leader | Grand Prince Beley IV Loborute |
Faith | Buddhism |
Currency | Sod |
Animal | ostrich |
The Principality of Whool is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Prince Beley IV Loborute with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.809 billion Whoolians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Whoolian economy, worth a remarkable 1,323 trillion Sods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 83,744 Sods, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, and the dead fish in the national rivers aren't decomposing because even bacteria can't survive the levels of toxicity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whool's national animal is the ostrich, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Buddhism.
Whool is ranked 25,190th in the world and 30th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Stationary, with 1,456.6698316196 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Whool, the dead fish in the national rivers aren't decomposing because even bacteria can't survive the levels of toxicity.
- : Following new legislation in Whool, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.
- : Following new legislation in Whool, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
- : Following new legislation in Whool, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
- : Following new legislation in Whool, citizens wouldn't recognise Grand Prince Beley IV Loborute if they passed one another on the street.
- : Following new legislation in Whool, the big red machine has ground to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in Whool, the nation is now proudly cholera-free.
- : Following new legislation in Whool, masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery.
- : Following new legislation in Whool, aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators.
- : Following new legislation in Whool, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves.