Population | 5.664 billion |
Capital | Bratizlavax |
Leader | Caputovax |
Faith | Skroth |
Currency | franc |
Animal | crocodile |
The Rogue Nation of White Walker 94 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Caputovax with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.664 billion White Walker 94ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bratizlavax. The average income tax rate is 80.4%.
The frighteningly efficient White Walker 94ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,476 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 260,656 francs, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.
Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. White Walker 94's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Skroth.
White Walker 94 is ranked 50,785th in the world and 609th in NationStates for Most Stationary, with 886.89955043948 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 94, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 94, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 94, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 94, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 94, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 94, fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 94, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 94, warning signs caution White Walker 94ians where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 94, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 94, high school bands practice by moonlight.