The Rogue Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Erase the First Men
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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White Walker 68

Population5.818 billion

CapitalMuzkat
Leaderbin Tariq
FaithSkroth

Currencypeso
Animalswan

The Rogue Nation of White Walker 68 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by bin Tariq with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, public floggings, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.818 billion White Walker 68ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muzkat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.6%.

The frighteningly efficient White Walker 68ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,194 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 205,384 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. White Walker 68's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Skroth.

White Walker 68 is ranked 38,096th in the world and 464th in NationStates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.48 law-abiding acts per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 68, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 68, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 68, wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals.
  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 68, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 68, farmers sing lullabies to soothe their livestock to sleep.
  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 68, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 68, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 68, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 68, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 68, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment.

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