Population | 5.679 billion |
Capital | Kathmanduq |
Leader | Betty White |
Faith | Skroth |
Currency | guilder |
Animal | fox |
The Rogue Nation of White Walker 58 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Betty White with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, disturbing lack of elderly people, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.679 billion White Walker 58ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kathmanduq. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.5%.
The frighteningly efficient White Walker 58ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,232 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 216,969 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.
The government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. White Walker 58's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Skroth.
White Walker 58 is ranked 49,761st in the world and 499th in NationStates for Most Stationary, with 909.952369019 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : White Walker 58 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 58, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 58, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 58, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 58, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 58, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 58, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 58, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 58, no true communist is an unbeliever.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 58, the government is flooded with compensation requests.