The Familiar of White Len is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by White Len with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.83 billion White Lenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Melty. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient White Lenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,920 trillion yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 281,204 yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

White Len can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings. Crime is totally unknown. White Len's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

White Len is ranked 4,011^th in the world and 7^th in Ambition for Lowest Crime Rates, with 122.07 law-abiding acts per hour.