Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 38thMost Armed: 48thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 73rd
The Anarcho-Capitalist Ogre Fans of
Capitalist Paradise
Terra Incognita
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Whereisthatistan

Population32.183 billion

CapitalRollercoaster Land and Gun Range
LeaderADemocraticallyElectedDictator

CurrencyKalashnikov
AnimalOpossum

The Anarcho-Capitalist Ogre Fans of Whereisthatistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by ADemocraticallyElectedDictator with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, enforced nudity, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 32.183 billion Whereisthatistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rollercoaster Land and Gun Range. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Whereisthatistanian economy, worth an astonishing 14,555 trillion Kalashnikovs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 452,258 Kalashnikovs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

It's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise, ADemocraticallyElectedDictator spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, claims of miracles are met with calls to eradicate religion as superstitious nonsense, and women find themselves saying "my eyes are up here" more often than they used to. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Whereisthatistan's national animal is the Opossum, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Whereisthatistan is ranked 269,803rd in the world and 12,176th in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -56.39 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 38thMost Armed: 48thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 73rdHighest Crime Rates: 82ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 166thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 179thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 192ndLargest Gambling Industry: 204thHighest Economic Output: 257thFattest Citizens: 282ndNudest: 337thRudest Citizens: 338thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 406thMost Scientifically Advanced: 434thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 512thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 561stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 582ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 590thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 591stHighest Average Incomes: 592ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 671stMost Avoided: 897thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,078thMost Cultured: 1,135thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,292ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,471stLargest Retail Industry: 1,756thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,844thLargest Populations: 2,515thSmartest Citizens: 2,564thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,128thLargest Black Market: 5,048thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,065thMost Efficient Economies: 6,068thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,609thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,877thHighest Food Quality: 9,688thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,098thLargest Mining Sector: 11,977thMost Secular: 12,009thMost Influential: 12,686thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 13,711thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,743rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,669th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27th in the regionRudest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Avoided: 32nd in the regionLargest Populations: 36th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 38th in the regionMost Cultured: 45th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 53rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 57th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 72nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 87th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 121st in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 132nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 144th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 300th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 322nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 329th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 338th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 352nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 355th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 360th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 460th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 551st in the regionMost Secular: 573rd in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 690th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Whereisthatistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, women find themselves saying "my eyes are up here" more often than they used to.
  • : Whereisthatistan was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, claims of miracles are met with calls to eradicate religion as superstitious nonsense.
  • : Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, ADemocraticallyElectedDictator spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders.
  • : Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, corporations have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with.
  • : Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom.
  • : Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, the people have taken "Hail ADemocraticallyElectedDictator" as an invitation to lob rocks.
  • : Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, recent events have left citizens both shaken and stirred.

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