The Anarcho-Capitalist Ogre Fans of Whereisthatistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by ADemocraticallyElectedDictator with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 35.814 billion Whereisthatistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rollercoaster Land and Gun Range. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Whereisthatistanian economy, worth an astonishing 16,267 trillion Kalashnikovs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 454,218 Kalashnikovs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris, and politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Whereisthatistan's national animal is the Opossum, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Whereisthatistan is ranked 294,271^st in the world and 6,435^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.6 law-abiding acts per hour.