Population | 46.04 billion |
Capital | Wherethehellami |
Leader | Whatsisname |
Faith | Whoami-ism |
Currency | invertebrate |
Animal | Sea Lettuce |
The Aposiopesis of Whatthe is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Whatsisname with an even hand, and remarkable for its fear of technology, rampant corporate plagiarism, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cheerful population of 46.04 billion Whatsits are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherethehellami. The average income tax rate is 46.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Whatyacallit economy, worth a remarkable 3,629 trillion invertebrates a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 78,831 invertebrates, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Whatsits's kindness, and the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Whatyacallit Desert. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Whatthe's national animal is the Sea Lettuce, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Whoami-ism.
Whatthe is ranked 83,816th in the world and 3rd in 42 Douglas Adams for Most Stationary, with 565.35333956252 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Whatthe agreed to construct embassies between 42 Douglas Adams and The Conservative Democracies.
- : Whatthe unsuppressed a post on the 42 Douglas Adams Regional Message Board.
- : Whatthe lodged a message on the 42 Douglas Adams Regional Message Board.
- : Whatthe agreed to construct embassies between 42 Douglas Adams and Mitteleuropa.
- : Whatthe changed its national nation type to "Aposiopesis".
- : Whatthe agreed to construct embassies between 42 Douglas Adams and True Waskaria.
- : Whatthe agreed to construct embassies between 42 Douglas Adams and Reqau and Salasia.
- : Whatthe was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Whatthe was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies.
- : Whatthe was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Obscurity of Macintosh Performa, curing 430 million infected.