Least Corrupt Governments: 371stMost Influential: 1,045thSafest: 1,066th
The Glorious Federation of
Left-wing Utopia
Now is the moment
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Population4.364 billion



The Glorious Federation of Whatevernext is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.364 billion Whatevernextians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nexus. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Whatevernextian economy, worth 643 trillion groats a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,399 groats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, "Leader got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Nexus to enjoy their national art. Crime is totally unknown. Whatevernext's national animal is the hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Whatevernext is ranked 32,385th in the world and 286th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,194.28 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 371stMost Influential: 1,045thSafest: 1,066thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,183rdNicest Citizens: 1,745thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,813thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,003rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,047thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,064thMost Pacifist: 2,072ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,121stMost Inclusive: 2,167thBest Weather: 2,295thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,063rdHighest Food Quality: 3,223rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,564thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,605thHealthiest Citizens: 3,917thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,962ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,349thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,480thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,680thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,917thMost Developed: 4,984thLargest Governments: 6,088thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,243rdSmartest Citizens: 6,523rdRudest Citizens: 6,786thMost Cultured: 7,292ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,419thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,502ndMost Secular: 13,512thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 14,097thHighest Average Incomes: 16,371stMost Efficient Economies: 18,891stMost Income Equality: 23,895thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,905th
Least Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionSafest: 18th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Influential: 36th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 37th in the regionRudest Citizens: 39th in the regionBest Weather: 40th in the regionMost Pacifist: 43rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 43rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 55th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 65th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 67th in the regionMost Inclusive: 73rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 73rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 74th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 78th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 82nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 84th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 90th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 108th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 109th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 111th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 111th in the regionMost Developed: 114th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 123rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 127th in the regionLargest Governments: 130th in the regionMost Politically Free: 143rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 155th in the regionMost Stationary: 158th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 164th in the regionNudest: 181st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Whatevernext, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Nexus to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in Whatevernext, "Leader got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom.
  • : Following new legislation in Whatevernext, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment.
  • : Following new legislation in Whatevernext, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Whatevernext, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Whatevernext was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular and Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Whatevernext, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Hamster Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
  • : Whatevernext was endorsed by The People's Republic of of Zonghuacaibu.
  • : Whatevernext endorsed The United Socialist States of Marxistans.
  • : Whatevernext endorsed The People's Republic of Colil.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 105 » Marxmeans, Vulga, Picuros, Maxuus, Bibliophilius, Uinted Communist of Africa, Saint Shepard, Luftetia, Huelistan, GreatUnion of Soviet Socialist Republics, Americ anfootball, Illeron, Phallas, Feyrisshire, The United Kindom under Socialist Rule, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Transbiansylvania, Soviet Canuckia, Ganjallia, Socialist Heronia, Tewi, Floreznia, Karelianastan, Council of America, Greater Nitrania, Stershumbaamistan, Old Mare, Therlica, Dudaev, Rubumba, Saorta, United States of Stalinia, Pyralspite, Lilshire, Kethania, Debordan, Seungli, Bruzzundunga, Shamian, Slakchtreen, Solova, Tastiana, Grebanistan, Tranbian, Mallissa, Brauengen, United States of Buffaloia, Kheltchistan, South iberian, Far Ordiandendii, and 55 others.Oubaograd, Councilist Communes, Bryophia, Timofeyland, Saint Basilia, Soviet State of Covernant, Borealian Communes, Iraqisyriapakindosaudistan, Socialist Zorolia, Free Eureve, Proletariana, Uniconia, Rubarus, Pangeaeae, The Aquaria, Kitchen Nation, Wice, HollowCrown, East Shancia, Rouvenor, The Steephills, Rohvenn, Afronovia, Soberanos-Socialistas, The Achterhoek, The Transmanian Islands, The Movion, Socialist Balkon, Europa Volksdemokratisch Sozialistisch, Pogging Through The Pain, Heitoria, Flying-Penguins, Repolaa, Techno Socialystiche, Yutopia, Comuny, Carrico, The Communist regime of Sovietchina, Ma pi kulupu, Liknovia, Jus Publicum Europaeum, Exania, Ugriasau, Sith Isles, Mandimbisoa, Democratic-Socialists, Drypon, Saxxony, Puaco, Turyngia, Canadian Democratic Republics, Alkartasuna, Colil, Marxistans, and Zonghuacaibu.