Population | 9.299 billion |
Capital | Ravenstown |
Leader | SirCorvinius |
Currency | bitcoin |
Animal | turtle |
The United States of Wgfgland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by SirCorvinius with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.299 billion Wgfglandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravenstown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Wgfglandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,652 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 177,725 bitcoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 757,316 per year while the poor average 26,820, a ratio of 28.2 to 1.
Things are looking up for sentient toilet bowls, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, and "SirCorvinius got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wgfgland's national animal is the turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Wgfgland is ranked 187,276th in the world and 4,513th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 67.0738112394 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Wgfgland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Wgfgland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Wgfgland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Wgfgland's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Wgfgland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Wgfgland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Wgfgland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Wgfgland's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Wgfgland's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Wgfgland was refounded in Lazarus.