Rudest Citizens: 1,435thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,718thHighest Crime Rates: 2,174th
The United States of
Anarchy
You Can't Stop Progress
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Wgfgland

Population9.299 billion

CapitalRavenstown
LeaderSirCorvinius

Currencybitcoin
Animalturtle

The United States of Wgfgland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by SirCorvinius with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.299 billion Wgfglandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravenstown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Wgfglandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,652 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 177,725 bitcoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 757,316 per year while the poor average 26,820, a ratio of 28.2 to 1.

Things are looking up for sentient toilet bowls, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, and "SirCorvinius got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wgfgland's national animal is the turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Wgfgland is ranked 187,276th in the world and 4,513th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 67.0738112394 days.

Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 1,435thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,718thHighest Crime Rates: 2,174thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,251stHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,413thFattest Citizens: 2,917thTop
5%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,005thMost Avoided: 3,442ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,539thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,875thLargest Retail Industry: 6,168thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,276thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,877thMost Armed: 7,942ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,136thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,844thSmartest Citizens: 9,885thLargest Mining Sector: 10,320thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,651stHighest Average Incomes: 14,142ndTop
10%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,069thHighest Economic Output: 15,860thMost Secular: 18,586thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,628thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,652ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,477thMost Efficient Economies: 22,662nd
Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 59th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 92nd in the regionTop
5%
Highest Crime Rates: 142nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 143rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 172nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 178th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 192nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 193rd in the regionMost Avoided: 216th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 258th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 280th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 324th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 395th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 431st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 443rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 482nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 503rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 509th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 525th in the regionTop
10%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 540th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 552nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 560th in the regionMost Armed: 572nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 640th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 699th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 997th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,055th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wgfgland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Wgfgland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Wgfgland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Wgfgland's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Wgfgland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Wgfgland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Wgfgland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Wgfgland's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Wgfgland's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Wgfgland was refounded in Lazarus.

More...

Report