The Ancient Warriors of Westwind Armed Forces is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Westwind with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.776 billion Ancient Warriors have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.2%.

The Ancient Warrior economy, worth a remarkable 1,814 trillion Equiliants a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports and Retail. Average income is 55,356 Equiliants, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Priests are being drafted by the church load, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense, soldiers go to war dressed in cassocks and robes, and lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Westwind Armed Forces's national animal is the War Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Westwind Armed Forces is ranked 57,472^nd in the world and 47^th in Equilism for Most Stationary, with 530.65963954428 days.