Population | 6.097 billion |
Capital | Calais |
Leader | Trade Union Congress |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Kestrel |
The Socialist Union of Western European Territories is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Trade Union Congress with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.097 billion Europeans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Calais. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.
The frighteningly efficient West European economy, worth a remarkable 1,803 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 295,839 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland, and sex changes are routinely performed at Western European Territories's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Western European Territories's national animal is the Kestrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Western European Territories is ranked 94,786th in the world and 96th in Conch Kingdom for Most Stationary, with 480.82183116272 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Western European Territories, sex changes are routinely performed at Western European Territories's hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in Western European Territories, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland.
- : Following new legislation in Western European Territories, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
- : Following new legislation in Western European Territories, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
- : Following new legislation in Western European Territories, the horniness of the great-horned Kestrel is considered a national priority.
- : Following new legislation in Western European Territories, Europeans submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card.
- : Following new legislation in Western European Territories, the Kestrel is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction.
- : Following new legislation in Western European Territories, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
- : Following new legislation in Western European Territories, Western European Territories has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
- : Following new legislation in Western European Territories, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.