Largest Retail Industry: 49thHighest Crime Rates: 82ndMost Armed: 112th
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West Hempstead

Population18.476 billion

CapitalPepsi-Cola
LeaderDow Jones

CurrencyBig Mac
Animalworking class

The Free Market Republic of West Hempstead is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dow Jones with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 18.476 billion Customers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pepsi-Cola. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient a Customer economy, worth a remarkable 6,037 trillion Big Macs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 326,800 Big Macs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,007,508 per year while the poor average 81,835, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

Tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites, the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability, and pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. West Hempstead's national animal is the working class, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

West Hempstead is ranked 239th in the world and 2nd in Libertatem for Fattest Citizens, with 91.04 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Retail Industry: 49thHighest Crime Rates: 82ndMost Armed: 112thMost Rebellious Youth: 150thRudest Citizens: 171stLargest Gambling Industry: 199thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 199thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 222ndFattest Citizens: 239thMost Avoided: 245thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 305thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 326thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 492ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 500thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 630thMost Efficient Economies: 659thLargest Publishing Industry: 920thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 947thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,009thMost Cultured: 1,138thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,145thHighest Economic Output: 1,267thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,305thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,424thHighest Average Incomes: 1,483rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,804thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2,223rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,411thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,446thSmartest Citizens: 2,991stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,701stLargest Populations: 7,784thTop
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Largest Black Market: 10,753rdMost Secular: 14,331stMost Stationary: 14,850thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,715thMost Pro-Market: 16,776thMost Influential: 16,888thHighest Drug Use: 17,018thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,836th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : West Hempstead voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Wallenburg".
  • : West Hempstead voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Wartime Journalism Protection Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in West Hempstead, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • : West Hempstead was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : West Hempstead voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : Following new legislation in West Hempstead, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability.
  • : West Hempstead voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
  • : Following new legislation in West Hempstead, the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay.
  • : Following new legislation in West Hempstead, tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites.
  • : Following new legislation in West Hempstead, frisbee games on college quadrangles are grounds for expulsion.

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