The Sultanate of West Atone is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Suleiman II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.694 billion Atoneans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cologne. The average income tax rate is 93.9%.

The frighteningly efficient West Atonean economy, worth 224 trillion Riyals a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 132,756 Riyals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on West Atone, all restaurants close before dinner time, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, and midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Atone's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Islam.

West Atone is ranked 80,158^th in the world and 419^th in Europe for Most Stationary, with 292.34194484548 days.