Largest Gambling Industry: 16,062ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,752ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,737th
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West Ardonii

Population828 million

CurrencyDiamond
AnimalEnder Dragon

The Colony of West Ardonii is a huge, pleasant nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 828 million West Ardoniians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The strong West Ardoniian economy, worth 44.4 trillion Diamonds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is 53,627 Diamonds, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

The judicial system legislates morality, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper, and former televangelists are often seen begging skateboarders for donations. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. West Ardonii's national animal is the Ender Dragon.

West Ardonii is ranked 129,514th in the world and 2,744th in the West Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 535.86 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 16,062ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,752ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,737th
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Most Politically Free: 267th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 325th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 331st in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 463rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 790th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in West Ardonii, former televangelists are often seen begging skateboarders for donations.
  • : Following new legislation in West Ardonii, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper.
  • : Following new legislation in West Ardonii, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.
  • : Following new legislation in West Ardonii, the judicial system legislates morality.
  • : Following new legislation in West Ardonii, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in West Ardonii, West Ardonii recently decided against having a capital city.
  • : Following new legislation in West Ardonii, toddler groups have taken over local libraries.
  • : Following new legislation in West Ardonii, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water.
  • : Following new legislation in West Ardonii, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
  • : Following new legislation in West Ardonii, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs.

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