Population | 8.481 billion |
Capital | Wessolopolis |
Leader | The Supreme Wessolian |
Faith | Secularism |
Currency | denarii |
Animal | eagle |
The Unified State of Wessols is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Supreme Wessolian with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.481 billion Wessolsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wessolopolis. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Wessolsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,422 trillion denariis a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 167,673 denariis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
There's a bright dawn ahead for Wessols, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, and government popup ads are springing up like weeds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wessols's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.
Wessols is ranked 245,543rd in the world and 369th in Sophia for Most Stationary, with 19.9263414138 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Wessols's influence in Sophia rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Wessols was endorsed by The Disputed Territories of Edweight Seal.
- : Wessols was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in Wessols, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
- : Following new legislation in Wessols, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats.
- : Following new legislation in Wessols, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'.
- : Following new legislation in Wessols, there's a bright dawn ahead for Wessols.
- : Following new legislation in Wessols, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Wessolsian ambassadors.
- : Following new legislation in Wessols, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services.
- : Following new legislation in Wessols, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » Tinhampton, Husrien, and Edweight Seal.