The Lucky Golden Goose of WeKnow is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Lady Atheniora with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and digital currency. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.447 billion Geniuses are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mindalia. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ingenious economy, worth 216 trillion Knowledges a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 149,374 Knowledges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, and tourists outnumber citizens two to one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WeKnow's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is To Each Their Own.

WeKnow is ranked 156,989^th in the world and 3,629^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 110 billion Standard Monetary Units.