The Private Stash of Weedheads is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Weedhead with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.647 billion Weedheads enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Marijuana Dispensary. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Weedheadsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,951 trillion ounces a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,201 ounces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, the treehouse in Otter Park is the tallest building in Weedheads, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail. Crime is totally unknown. Weedheads's national animal is the otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Weed.

Weedheads is ranked 69,349^th in the world and 1^st in Weedheads for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.16 law-abiding acts per hour.