Most Compassionate Citizens: 276thMost Inclusive: 290thNicest Citizens: 314th
The Communist Royal Beetledom of
Left-wing Utopia
Dung Beetles are best beetles, We clean the world
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Water Dung Beetle

Population7.716 billion

CapitalAquatown
LeaderThalia-River Scarabya
FaithAthyism

CurrencyDung Ball
AnimalBat

The Communist Royal Beetledom of Water Dung Beetle is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Thalia-River Scarabya with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.716 billion Dung Beetles are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquatown. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Waterian economy, worth a remarkable 2,342 trillion Dung Balls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 303,643 Dung Balls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, all recreational drugs are legal, parents dread their examinations more than their children, and polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Water Dung Beetle's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

Water Dung Beetle is ranked 147,575th in the world and 5th in Lost Planet for Most Stationary, with 172.2435008752 days.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 276thMost Inclusive: 290thNicest Citizens: 314thHighest Food Quality: 424thMost Pacifist: 432ndMost Rebellious Youth: 445thMost Developed: 533rdBest Weather: 550thHealthiest Citizens: 564thLongest Average Lifespans: 565thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 569thHighest Average Tax Rates: 580thLargest Welfare Programs: 588thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 630thLargest Governments: 662ndMost Beautiful Environments: 673rdSafest: 683rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 695thMost Cheerful Citizens: 698thLeast Corrupt Governments: 775thMost Cultured: 792ndLargest Publishing Industry: 921stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 996thMost Efficient Economies: 1,023rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,165thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,199thSmartest Citizens: 1,277thMost Secular: 1,386thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,597thLowest Crime Rates: 1,846thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,009thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,050thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,136thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,564thHighest Average Incomes: 2,775thRudest Citizens: 2,894thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 5,884thHighest Economic Output: 9,970thTop
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Nudest: 18,272ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,096thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,876thMost Patriotic: 24,199thMost Income Equality: 26,386th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Water Dung Beetle, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Water Dung Beetle, parents dread their examinations more than their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Water Dung Beetle, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Water Dung Beetle, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage.
  • : Following new legislation in Water Dung Beetle, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Water Dung Beetle.
  • : Following new legislation in Water Dung Beetle, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof.
  • : Following new legislation in Water Dung Beetle, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence.
  • : Following new legislation in Water Dung Beetle, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Aquatown to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in Water Dung Beetle, the well-to-do in Lost Planet are never on time for important appointments.
  • : Following new legislation in Water Dung Beetle, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Thalia-River Scarabya Pics" has made Thalia-River Scarabya's mom a celebrity.

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