Population | 8.626 billion |
Currency | Dragon Coins |
Animal | Valkyria |
The Queendom of Water Dragonia is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.626 billion Dragons are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 34.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Water Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,482 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 287,819 Dragon Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.
No-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, thrift shops are closing their doors, and gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Water Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Water Dragonia is ranked 40,733rd in the world and 116th in The Rejected Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,106.12726430032 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Water Dragonia, gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood.
- : Following new legislation in Water Dragonia, thrift shops are closing their doors.
- : Following new legislation in Water Dragonia, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes.
- : Following new legislation in Water Dragonia, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
- : Following new legislation in Water Dragonia, the government is flooded with compensation requests.
- : Following new legislation in Water Dragonia, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.
- : Following new legislation in Water Dragonia, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
- : Following new legislation in Water Dragonia, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
- : Following new legislation in Water Dragonia, trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same.
- : Following new legislation in Water Dragonia, Water Dragonia City River is now popularly called "Dead Fish Run".