Largest Black Market: 17,920thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,015thMost Rebellious Youth: 23,418th
The Karting Kraziness of
New York Times Democracy
Those spiky wheels will knock you right off the tracks
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Wario in an Offroader

Population9.7 billion

Currencycoins
Animalbowwow

The Karting Kraziness of Wario in an Offroader is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 9.7 billion Wario in an Offroaderians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 53.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Wario in an Offroaderian economy, worth 442 trillion coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 45,669 coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, and school children are forced to sing the national anthem every morning. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wario in an Offroader's national animal is the bowwow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Wario in an Offroader is ranked 146,185th in the world and 5th in Nintendo for Most Extreme, scoring 14.62 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Largest Black Market: 17,920thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,015thMost Rebellious Youth: 23,418thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23,748th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wario in an Offroader was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Wario in an Offroader's influence in Nintendo rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Wario in an Offroader was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Wario in an Offroader, school children are forced to sing the national anthem every morning.
  • : Following new legislation in Wario in an Offroader, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Wario in an Offroader, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment.
  • : Following new legislation in Wario in an Offroader, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough.
  • : Following new legislation in Wario in an Offroader, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse.
  • : Wario in an Offroader was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Wario in an Offroader was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.

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