The Queendom of War Dragonia is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, avant-garde cinema, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.495 billion Dragons are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 30.1%.

The frighteningly efficient War Dragonian economy, worth 604 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,019 Dragon Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, the urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

War Dragonia is ranked 262,993^rd in the world and 104^th in The Rejected Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -16.58 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.