Population | 8.684 billion |
Capital | WD Central |
Leader | Dog o'War |
Currency | Florin |
Animal | Dog |
The Republic of War Dogs XXVII is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Dog o'War with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.684 billion War Dogs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 36.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth a remarkable 1,819 trillion Florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Gambling, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 209,579 Florins, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.
The letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together, firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction, international tensions are high as War Dogs XXVII threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, and cars are banned. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. War Dogs XXVII's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
War Dogs XXVII is ranked 34,244th in the world and 12th in Realm of Dogs for Most Stationary, with 1,296.02071221288 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXVII, cars are banned.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXVII, international tensions are high as War Dogs XXVII threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXVII, firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction.
- : War Dogs XXVII was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXVII, the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXVII, War Dogs refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXVII, burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXVII, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXVII, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXVII, acupuncture is routinely prescribed for intravenous drug addicts.