Population | 10.819 billion |
Capital | WD Central |
Leader | Dog o'War |
Faith | Canis Majorism |
Currency | guilder |
Animal | Dog |
The Democratic Republic of War Dogs XXIII is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dog o'War with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.819 billion War Dogs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.
The frighteningly efficient War Dog economy, worth a remarkable 3,604 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 333,157 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.
Hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, the government has pledged that not one drop of its citizens' blood will be spilt, savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations, and military promises of adventure don't live up to the brochure for unwilling conscripts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. War Dogs XXIII's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs XXIII is ranked 14,487th in the world and 265th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,810.5071051636 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXIII, military promises of adventure don't live up to the brochure for unwilling conscripts.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXIII, savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXIII, the government has pledged that not one drop of its citizens' blood will be spilt.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXIII, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXIII, citizens have a tough time telling the difference between jeans and genes.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXIII, aspiring musicians couldn't give away their music if they tried.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXIII, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXIII, robosexual marriages are increasingly common.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXIII, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXIII, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.