Population | 10.672 billion |
Capital | WD Central |
Leader | Dog o'War |
Faith | Canis Majorism |
Currency | denier |
Animal | Dog |
The Commonwealth of War Dogs XXI is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dog o'War with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.672 billion War Dogs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient War Dog economy, worth a remarkable 3,425 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Book Publishing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 321,024 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs, and signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading War Dog justice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs XXI's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs XXI is ranked 44,283rd in the world and 22nd in Realm of Dogs for Most Stationary, with 997.14823682472 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXI, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading War Dog justice.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXI, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXI, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXI, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
- : War Dogs XXI was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXI, nations across the world are quick to praise Dog o'War's good looks and intellectual prowess.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXI, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXI, the government merely pays lip service to Canis Majorism.
- : War Dogs XXI was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXI, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".