Most Subsidized Industry: 215thLargest Welfare Programs: 510thMost Advanced Public Transport: 714th
The Democratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
To the front, scurvy dogs.
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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War Dogs X

Population10.93 billion

CapitalWD Central
LeaderDog o'War

Currencyflorin
AnimalDog

The Democratic Republic of War Dogs X is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dog o'War with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.93 billion War Dogs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient War Dog economy, worth a remarkable 3,207 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Book Publishing, Retail, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 293,415 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage, what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, and most academic research has ground to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs X's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

War Dogs X is ranked 7,067th in the world and 7th in Realm of Dogs for Lowest Crime Rates, with 108.26 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 215thLargest Welfare Programs: 510thMost Advanced Public Transport: 714thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 884thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,026thFattest Citizens: 2,037thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,042ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,050thMost Efficient Economies: 2,272ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,794thTop
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Largest Governments: 3,368thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,034thLargest Retail Industry: 4,940thLowest Crime Rates: 7,067thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,368thMost Cultured: 9,163rdNudest: 9,521stSmartest Citizens: 10,480thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,712thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,546thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 15,671stMost Authoritarian: 16,729thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,011thLargest Mining Sector: 17,334th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 31st in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 37th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Extreme: 60th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 61st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs X, most academic research has ground to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs X, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs X, what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs X, theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs X, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts".
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs X, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs X, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs X, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs X, politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs X, a flood of mandatory divorces burdens the courts.

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