Population | 10.953 billion |
Capital | WD Central |
Leader | Dog o'War |
Faith | Canis Majorism |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | Dog |
The Matriarchy of War Dogs I is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dog o'War with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 10.953 billion War Dogs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.
The frighteningly efficient War Dog economy, worth a remarkable 3,930 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 358,846 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Gossip magazines have pictures of Dog o'War sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, and children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs I's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs I is ranked 25,186th in the world and 9th in Realm of Dogs for Most Stationary, with 1,456.98859530448 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs I, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs I, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs I, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs I, gossip magazines have pictures of Dog o'War sunbathing on the beach with political rivals.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs I, communists in War Dogs I note that wealth should be equal but that some should have more of that equality than others.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs I, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs I, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs I, citizens select which government department gets their income tax dollars each year.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs I, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs I, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.