The Majima Gaming of Wapistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Wapistinian Assembly with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.17 billion Wapistinians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wappa Plains. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Wapistinian economy, worth 403 trillion Dius a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 186,079 Dius, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

The best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, supervisors in Wapistan commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Wapistinian weed picker are way up, and they say that Wapistinians made a dessert and called it peace. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wapistan's national animal is the Great Fly, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Georanism.

Wapistan is ranked 62,411^th in the world and 2,174^th in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 6.26 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.