The Pablo Gonzarles 2007 Gaming of Wapistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Pablo Gonzarles 2007 with an even hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 1.748 billion Wapistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 2Fort. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Wapistanian economy, worth 308 trillion oh wait F2Ps cant afford anythings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 176,737 oh wait F2Ps cant afford anythings, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,310,833 per year while the poor average 7,092, a ratio of 184 to 1.

Clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, much of Wapistan's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects, and farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wapistan's national animal is the F2P, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is F2Pism.

Wapistan is ranked 17,640^th in the world and 697^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 29.4 trillion Standard Monetary Units.