Healthiest Citizens: 800thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,198thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,224th
The Principality of
Authoritarian Democracy
Virtus et Honor
Burebista
Influence
Dealmaker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Wallachya

Population23.023 billion

CapitalWallachya City
LeaderBurebista
FaithThe Cult of Zamolxis

CurrencyDenarius
AnimalLion

The Principality of Wallachya is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Burebista with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 23.023 billion Wallachyans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wallachya City. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wallachyan economy, worth a remarkable 4,304 trillion Denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 186,957 Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights, and road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wallachya's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of Zamolxis.

Wallachya is ranked 276,221st in the world and 21st in Albion for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -37.34 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Healthiest Citizens: 800thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,198thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,224thBest Weather: 1,639thMost Cultured: 1,880thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,131stLargest Black Market: 2,704thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,943rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,003rdHighest Economic Output: 3,370thHighest Food Quality: 3,485thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,508thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,754thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,937thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,139thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,335thMost Patriotic: 4,557thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,679thMost Developed: 5,788thMost Stationary: 6,051stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,560thLargest Populations: 7,008thLargest Governments: 7,741stHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,855thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,767thHighest Average Incomes: 9,106thSmartest Citizens: 9,571stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,670thMost Influential: 10,606thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,021stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,387thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,572ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,701stTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 13,885thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,182ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,011thMost Secular: 17,077thMost Efficient Economies: 19,621st
Top
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Most Cultured: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wallachya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Wallachya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Wallachya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Wallachya's influence in Albion rose from "Contender" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Wallachya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Wallachya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Wallachya's influence in Albion rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Wallachya's influence in Albion rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Negotiator".
  • : Wallachya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Wallachya's influence in Albion rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".

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