The Principality of Wallachya is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Burebista with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 23.023 billion Wallachyans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wallachya City. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wallachyan economy, worth a remarkable 4,304 trillion Denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 186,957 Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights, and road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wallachya's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of Zamolxis.

Wallachya is ranked 276,221^st in the world and 21^st in Albion for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -37.34 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.