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The Founding of WALKERTOPIA

The story of WALKERTOPIA began when SPACE WIZARD Zoe Walker crashed her EPIC STARSHIP on a band of primitive barbarians and decided to enlighten them by appointing herself their GODDESS-QUEEN. Her first act was to create a WRITTEN LANGUAGE for them where things that are sufficiently AWESOME are written in CAPITAL LETTERS.

According to official statements, Zoe's chief goals are to build up WALKERTOPIA'S industrial base to repair her EPIC STARSHIP and leave the citizens in ENLIGHTENMENT AND VILLAINY. The cool, MUSTACHE TWIRLING, CATCH-PHRASE SPOUTING, 80S CARTOON KIND, not those LAME, WANGSY EDGELORDS everybody seems to be loving these days.

But let's face it, she's mostly just in this whole government thing because she thinks it's funny.

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