Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,039thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,401stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,609th
The Militant Drugstore of
Father Knows Best State
At the Corner of Happy and Healthy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population11.249 billion

CapitalWalgreens City
LeaderStefano Pessina

CurrencyBalance Rewards Point
AnimalCVS Shopper

The Militant Drugstore of Walgreens is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Stefano Pessina with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, avowedly heterosexual populace, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.249 billion Walgreensians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Walgreens City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Walgreensian economy, worth a remarkable 2,217 trillion Balance Rewards Points a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 197,170 Balance Rewards Points, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes, journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires, postcards from Walgreensian driving test centres are popular souvenirs, and college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Walgreens's national animal is the CVS Shopper, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Walgreens is ranked 42,403rd in the world and 11th in APSIA for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,591.38 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,039thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,401stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,609thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,917thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,920thMost Avoided: 2,061stTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,602ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,957thLargest Mining Sector: 3,246thMost Influential: 3,442ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,704thLargest Retail Industry: 4,102ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,416thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,523rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,523rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,902ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,546thHighest Economic Output: 6,654thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,665thLargest Black Market: 6,932ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,004thMost Efficient Economies: 8,004thMost Stationary: 8,592ndMost Armed: 8,594thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,719thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,525thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,639thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,665thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,103rdTop
Most Secular: 12,702ndLowest Crime Rates: 15,814thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,592nd
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the region

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