The Hehehhe nyaaa of Waifu4 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.304 billion Waifu4ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 62.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Waifu4ian economy, worth 403 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 64,025 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'Cownado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie, frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines, only lightning has a chance of striking Leader twice, and Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Waifu4's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Waifu4 is ranked 106,403^rd in the world and 1,010^th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.11 law-abiding acts per hour.