Largest Publishing Industry: 215thMost Pacifist: 521stMost Stationary: 667th
The Fabulously Modest Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Tantum Perdo Lucror
King Phil
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Wackiest

Population28.507 billion

CapitalNew Chippenham
LeaderKing Phil
FaithThe Church of The Helix

CurrencyWackiest-Mark
AnimalUndead

The Fabulously Modest Kingdom of Wackiest is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Phil with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 28.507 billion Wackistians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chippenham. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wackistian economy, worth a remarkable 4,092 trillion Wackiest-Marks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,563 Wackiest-Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results, and there's more hugging than talking in most talk shows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wackiest's national animal is the Undead, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of The Helix.

Wackiest is ranked 257,187th in the world and 7,272nd in the West Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -29.88 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 215thMost Pacifist: 521stMost Stationary: 667thMost Cultured: 1,111thNicest Citizens: 1,821stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,833rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,234thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,287thHighest Food Quality: 2,301stTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,851stHighest Economic Output: 3,593rdLargest Populations: 3,602ndMost Inclusive: 3,692ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,712thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,007thSmartest Citizens: 5,301stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,311thBest Weather: 5,435thMost Developed: 6,102ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,297thLowest Crime Rates: 12,100thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,174thMost Influential: 12,752ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,798thTop
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Most Secular: 13,000thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,173rdLargest Gambling Industry: 15,669thLargest Governments: 16,359thSafest: 16,704thHighest Average Incomes: 17,032ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,813thMost Efficient Economies: 19,508thHealthiest Citizens: 20,539th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 28th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 35th in the regionNicest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 43rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 43rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 55th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 56th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 83rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 85th in the regionBest Weather: 104th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 107th in the regionMost Developed: 117th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 132nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 165th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 222nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 228th in the regionMost Secular: 253rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 271st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 273rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 274th in the regionLargest Governments: 289th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 295th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 324th in the regionMost Influential: 341st in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 414th in the regionSafest: 431st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 501st in the regionLargest Black Market: 509th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 532nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 690th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 694th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wackiest, there's more hugging than talking in most talk shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Wackiest, the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results.
  • : Following new legislation in Wackiest, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
  • : Following new legislation in Wackiest, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in Wackiest, lending money has become a major liability.
  • : Wackiest was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Wackiest, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • : Following new legislation in Wackiest, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
  • : Following new legislation in Wackiest, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Wackiest, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.

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