The Fabulously Modest Kingdom of Wackiest is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Phil with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 28.507 billion Wackistians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chippenham. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wackistian economy, worth a remarkable 4,092 trillion Wackiest-Marks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,563 Wackiest-Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results, and there's more hugging than talking in most talk shows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wackiest's national animal is the Undead, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of The Helix.

Wackiest is ranked 257,187^th in the world and 7,272^nd in the West Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -29.88 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.