Largest Mining Sector: 5,592ndFattest Citizens: 9,624thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,149th
The Fatal Glass of Beer of
Capitalizt
Go away kid, you bother me
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Very Good

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W C Fields

Population5.769 billion

CapitalPhiladelphia
Leaderbooze
Faithah yes yes - its the barkeepers secret

Currencydrink
Animalsouse

The Fatal Glass of Beer of W C Fields is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by booze with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.769 billion W C Fields enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Public Transport, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Philadelphia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.2%.

The thriving W C Fields economy, worth 334 trillion drinks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 58,012 drinks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 198,265 per year while the poor average 12,482, a ratio of 15.9 to 1.

Parents receive hefty fines for telling kids to eat their vegetables, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, and Booze's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. W C Fields's national animal is the souse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is ah yes yes - its the barkeepers secret.

W C Fields is ranked 98,534th in the world and 48th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Influential, scoring 262 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Top
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Largest Mining Sector: 5,592ndFattest Citizens: 9,624thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,149thTop
10%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,366thHighest Drug Use: 26,128th
Top
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : W C Fields changed its national motto to "Go away kid, you bother me".
  • : W C Fields was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : W C Fields was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : W C Fields changed its national motto to "Go away kid, you bother me.".
  • : W C Fields was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : W C Fields changed its national motto to "Go away kid, you bother me".
  • : W C Fields was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : W C Fields was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : W C Fields was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : W C Fields was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.

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