The Most Beautiful Queendom of Vylixan Aphrodite is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Aphrodite with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, aversion to nipples, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.801 billion Vylixan Aphroditeans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Η πιο όμορφη πόλη. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Vylixan Aphroditean economy, worth a remarkable 1,270 trillion Roses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 264,724 Roses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,796,152 per year while the poor average 14,311, a ratio of 125 to 1.

A recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA, the government is lending a hand to private industry, Vylixan Aphroditean tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, and not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vylixan Aphrodite's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aphroditism.

Vylixan Aphrodite is ranked 978^th in the world and 1^st in Aftoi oi omorfoi anthropoi for Fattest Citizens, with 63.02 Obesity Rate.