Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,931stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,410thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18,385th
The Community of
Father Knows Best State
free belly rubs!
Influence
Power
A person with a bit of power
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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Vuoa

Population262 million

Currencybelly rubs
Animalsnake

The Community of Vuoa is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 262 million dragons are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 40.9%.

The powerhouse Vuoan economy, worth 18.4 trillion belly rubs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 70,315 belly rubs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Thalassophobia and heliophobia are on the rise, statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty, the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public, and heirs who take too long in the bathroom are declared missing and presumed dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vuoa's national animal is the snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vuoa is ranked 136,163rd in the world and 1st in The Deep Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -1 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Top
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,931stTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 15,410thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18,385thMost Patriotic: 24,440th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vuoa, heirs who take too long in the bathroom are declared missing and presumed dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Vuoa, the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public.
  • : Following new legislation in Vuoa, statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty.
  • : Vuoa was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Vuoa, thalassophobia and heliophobia are on the rise.
  • : Vuoa's influence in The Deep Pacific rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Vuoa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Vuoa, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow.
  • : Following new legislation in Vuoa, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Vuoa flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
  • : Following new legislation in Vuoa, fat-shaming is now public policy.

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