The United Nations of Vulxo is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Andreas The Great with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.103 billion Vulxos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wiederholm. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vulxoist economy, worth 116 trillion VEDS a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,245 VEDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vulxo's national animal is the Caracal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chrustians.

Vulxo is ranked 158,082^nd in the world and 756^th in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 52 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.