Largest Welfare Programs: 132ndMost Inclusive: 176thMost Secular: 205th
The Proletarian Soviet Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
The hell of capitalism is the firm!
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Population9.87 billion


AnimalHoney Badger

The Proletarian Soviet Republic of Vulga is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bordiga with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.87 billion Vulgans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volgograd. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Vulgan economy, worth a remarkable 2,897 trillion Vuls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 293,521 Vuls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, and suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks. Crime is totally unknown. Vulga's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vulga is ranked 430th in the world and 8th in The Communist Bloc for Smartest Citizens, with 300.92 quips per hour.

Largest Welfare Programs: 132ndMost Inclusive: 176thMost Secular: 205thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 212thMost Beautiful Environments: 240thBest Weather: 248thNicest Citizens: 288thMost Compassionate Citizens: 291stMost Advanced Public Education: 298thMost Influential: 313thHighest Average Tax Rates: 332ndHighest Food Quality: 335thMost Pacifist: 361stMost Developed: 372ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 392ndLongest Average Lifespans: 409thSmartest Citizens: 430thLeast Corrupt Governments: 434thLargest Governments: 460thMost Cheerful Citizens: 485thHealthiest Citizens: 527thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 553rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 590thMost Scientifically Advanced: 654thMost Efficient Economies: 696thHighest Poor Incomes: 781stLargest Information Technology Sector: 848thLowest Crime Rates: 1,262ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,315thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,324thMost Cultured: 1,514thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,542ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,598thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,606thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,865thSafest: 2,297thHighest Drug Use: 2,336thHighest Average Incomes: 2,470thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,945thHighest Economic Output: 5,954thNudest: 10,044thTop
Most Stationary: 17,087thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,399thMost Income Equality: 19,067thMost Politically Free: 25,675thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25,924th
Most Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionMost Cultured: 27th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 34th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 38th in the regionMost Stationary: 43rd in the regionSafest: 46th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 51st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 53rd in the regionNudest: 54th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 55th in the regionMost Politically Free: 60th in the regionRudest Citizens: 66th in the regionLargest Populations: 97th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 184th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vulga was endorsed by The People's Republic of The Transmanian Islands.
  • : Following new legislation in Vulga, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Vulga, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home.
  • : Following new legislation in Vulga, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Vulga, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
  • : Following new legislation in Vulga, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Vulga, Honey Badgers have more rights than the average citizen.
  • : Following new legislation in Vulga, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Following new legislation in Vulga, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery.
  • : Vulga was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Tharth Carf.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 130 » Uinted Communist of Africa, Marxmeans, Shamian, Soviet Felines, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Illeron, Westnesia, GreatUnion of Soviet Socialist Republics, New Soviet States of America, Huelistan, Liliumtopia, Kethania, Stalin Lands, Avanguard city, Dudaev, Saint Ignis, Transbiansylvania, Phallas, United States of Buffaloia, Debordan, Luftetia, Karelianastan, Rothnia, Socialist Heronia, Bibliophilius, Pyralspite, Ganjallia, The Reunification of Korea, A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland, Parangaba, Thebrin, Council of America, Old Mare, The Greater Tulsa Area, The United Kindom under Socialist Rule, Sneuna, Berlin Commune, Soviet Canuckia, Whatevernext, Picuros, Bruzzundunga, Itilien, Maxuus, Toplandia, -Gregoria, Maogeji, Unified Communist Councils, Tastiana, Keltische, Floreznia, and 80 others.Slakchtreen, Auferstandenxland, Lilshire, Feyrisshire, Greater Hongshan, Nogorod, United States of Stalinia, Tranbian, Mallissa, Brauengen, Proletariana, Rubumba, Konzhov, Grand Pato, The palace of God 2, Mycenaean United States, Free Eureve, Doultrenia, North Fluedan, Borealian Communes, Mal SUncu, Councilist Communes, Yeniseisk, SFRYugosalvia, CCCPC, Raresun, Autohorne, South Merwervader Islands, Sodoran Alesia, Pro Bey, Uniconia, Soviet State of Covernant, Peoples Motherland, Terlas, Ryuketsu, Rubarus, Soviet Socialist Anglia, Pangeaeae, Techno Socialystiche, The Bon Fa Islands, Wice, Empire of china, Rouvenor, New Glaciers, Estau, Espartaquismo, Sunsetshimmer, Rohvenn, Krestyana, Merhalla, The Steephills, Education Marxist, Afronovia, Soberanos-Socialistas, Chhaya, Heitoria, Great Lakes Nations, Weezerland, Cinnamon Valley, 104 Partisans, Fizula, Chalredonia, The Movion, Arpol, Halsoni, Vinidad, Old Corus, Socialist Balkon, Pogging Through The Pain, Omafana, Passany, Flying-Penguins, Goshnia and Goshnigovina, Welfare and paradise, Comuny, Free Lux Arthur, Carrico, Tackastan, Tharth Carf, and The Transmanian Islands.