Population | 12.044 billion |
Capital | Sector Yangon |
Leader | Chief Executive of Vosiycrs |
Currency | Kyat |
Animal | Human |
The Dominion of Vosiycrs is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chief Executive of Vosiycrs with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.044 billion Vosiyrians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sector Yangon. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Vosiycrsian economy, worth a remarkable 5,395 trillion Kyats a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 447,966 Kyats, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,178,120 per year while the poor average 4,255, a ratio of 981 to 1.
Internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Kyat treacle machine, and no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vosiycrs's national animal is the Human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Vosiycrs is ranked 13th in the world and 1st in The Worst Region for Highest Crime Rates, with 329.25 crimes per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Vosiycrs, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor.
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Vosiycrs, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Kyat treacle machine.
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Vosiycrs, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.
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Vosiycrs, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase.
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Vosiycrs, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.
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Vosiycrs, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
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Vosiycrs, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
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Vosiycrs, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool.
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Vosiycrs, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
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Vosiycrs, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.