Population | 16.044 billion |
Capital | Sector Yangon |
Leader | Chief Executive of Vosiycrs |
Currency | Kyat |
Animal | Human |
The Free State of Vosiycrs is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chief Executive of Vosiycrs with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, feral children, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 16.044 billion Vosiyrians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sector Yangon. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Vosiycrsian economy, worth a remarkable 7,409 trillion Kyats a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 461,806 Kyats, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,307,229 per year while the poor average 4,386, a ratio of 981 to 1.
Spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, and teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vosiycrs's national animal is the Human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Vosiycrs is ranked 306,927th in the world and 2nd in The Worst Region for Most Cultured, scoring -135 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Vosiycrs, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool.
- : Following new legislation in Vosiycrs, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.
- : Following new legislation in Vosiycrs, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
- : Following new legislation in Vosiycrs, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.
- : Following new legislation in Vosiycrs, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
- : Following new legislation in Vosiycrs, Vosiycrs's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.
- : Following new legislation in Vosiycrs, belief that Chief Executive of Vosiycrs is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Vosiycrs, supervisors in Vosiycrs commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
- : Following new legislation in Vosiycrs, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget.
- : Vosiycrs was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.