The Matriarchy of Vonoria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Nina the Wombat with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.83 billion Vonorians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The strong Vonorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,982 trillion Checkers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 105,289 Checkers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime is totally unknown. Vonoria's national animal is the Wombat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vonoria is ranked 18,027^th in the world and 1,159^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.38 law-abiding acts per hour.