Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,887thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,318thMost Primitive: 7,302nd
The Commonwealth of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Dealmaker
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Civil Rights
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Powerhouse
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Vonbrunnenfountain

Population2.59 billion

CurrencyDenero
AnimalLion

The Commonwealth of Vonbrunnenfountain is a massive, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.59 billion Vonbrunnenfountainians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 41.6%.

The powerhouse Vonbrunnenfountainian economy, worth 184 trillion Deneroes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 71,408 Deneroes, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows, businessmen walk out of meetings halfway because their shift is over, and dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vonbrunnenfountain's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Vonbrunnenfountain is ranked 172,236th in the world and 9th in Fountainsprings for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -1.41 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,887thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,318thMost Primitive: 7,302ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,704thTop
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Most Pacifist: 15,772ndMost Devout: 22,836thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,887thMost Cultured: 24,151st
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Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vonbrunnenfountain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Vonbrunnenfountain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Vonbrunnenfountain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Vonbrunnenfountain, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'.
  • : Following new legislation in Vonbrunnenfountain, businessmen walk out of meetings halfway because their shift is over.
  • : Following new legislation in Vonbrunnenfountain, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Vonbrunnenfountain, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen.
  • : Following new legislation in Vonbrunnenfountain, the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike.
  • : Following new legislation in Vonbrunnenfountain, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.
  • : Following new legislation in Vonbrunnenfountain, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.

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