Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,593rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,766thMost Primitive: 5,114th
The Commonwealth of
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Vonbrunnenfountain

Population1.314 billion

CurrencyDenero
AnimalLion

The Commonwealth of Vonbrunnenfountain is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its fear of technology, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.314 billion Vonbrunnenfountainians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.6%.

The thriving Vonbrunnenfountainian economy, worth 87.9 trillion Deneroes a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,871 Deneroes, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

It is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, the government is lending a hand to private industry, spaceports are more prevalent than computer ports, and getting an autograph has become harder than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vonbrunnenfountain's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Vonbrunnenfountain is ranked 190,082nd in the world and 13th in Fountainsprings for Most Politically Free, scoring 8.86 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,593rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,766thMost Primitive: 5,114thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,479thTop
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Most Pacifist: 13,833rdMost Secular: 16,634th
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Safest: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vonbrunnenfountain, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in Vonbrunnenfountain, spaceports are more prevalent than computer ports.
  • : Following new legislation in Vonbrunnenfountain, the government is lending a hand to private industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Vonbrunnenfountain, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.
  • : Following new legislation in Vonbrunnenfountain, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
  • : Following new legislation in Vonbrunnenfountain, the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Vonbrunnenfountain, Leader is famed for giving great back rubs.
  • : Following new legislation in Vonbrunnenfountain, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Vonbrunnenfountain, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews.
  • : Following new legislation in Vonbrunnenfountain, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.

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