Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 230thMost Patriotic: 661stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,156th
The Queendom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Glory to dragonkind
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Volcan Dragonia

Population7.843 billion

CurrencyDragon Coins
AnimalValkyria

The Queendom of Volcan Dragonia is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.843 billion Dragons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Volcan Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,380 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 303,506 Dragon Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, the police motto is "to protect and not to serve", public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, and the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Volcan Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Volcan Dragonia is ranked 291,782nd in the world and 526th in The Rejected Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 4.18 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 230thMost Patriotic: 661stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,156thLargest Mining Sector: 1,568thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,678thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,817thLargest Black Market: 2,037thHighest Average Incomes: 2,799thMost Devout: 2,849thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,012thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,072ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,211thMost Armed: 4,107thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,065thHealthiest Citizens: 5,128thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,195thLowest Crime Rates: 5,483rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,738thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,299thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,389thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,587thMost Efficient Economies: 7,739thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,062ndHighest Economic Output: 9,814thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,701stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,524thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,112thLargest Governments: 12,161stNudest: 13,283rdSmartest Citizens: 13,530thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,987thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,255thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,721stMost Influential: 24,685thMost Authoritarian: 28,885thMost Developed: 29,122nd
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 21st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 43rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 46th in the regionMost Avoided: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 53rd in the regionLargest Governments: 62nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Volcan Dragonia, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Volcan Dragonia, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in Volcan Dragonia, the police motto is "to protect and not to serve".
  • : Following new legislation in Volcan Dragonia, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Volcan Dragonia, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Following new legislation in Volcan Dragonia, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Volcan Dragonia, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations.
  • : Following new legislation in Volcan Dragonia, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in Volcan Dragonia, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
  • : Following new legislation in Volcan Dragonia, retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits.

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